The hot steamy new thread for single people (18+ only) (Part 1)

I think I might have to pull someone INTO this thread tbh

I set out my demands weeks ago

Needs people as possibles to fulfil it :joy:

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Letā€™s tag away :smiling_imp:

Eventually they might stay :smirk:

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Go for it! I barely know anyone :sweat_smile:

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I would do it to be a bitch thatā€™s the difference between us, because I know who would feel awkward on herešŸ˜ˆ

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I donā€™t mind you being a bitch to anyone :joy: I might end up liking them! :innocent::crazy_face:

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So you want me to be the evil one so you can find the right one :thinking:

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Absolutely!!! :grin:

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Ha ha do you know how many times since childhood I tried to be normal. :joy:

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Clearly it it didnā€™t work :wink::rofl:

Iā€™m glad it didnā€™t, because you wouldnā€™t be my kind and that would mean you wouldnā€™t get :purple_heart:

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Ok where shall we start :thinking:

Vanilla or sadist the choicesā€¦

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Not vanilla

Donā€™t have to be sadists

Brat tamers, funny, intelligent, nobody who butchers meme potential, preferably more skilled than me in magick however must be open to being bound to a toilet brush if things donā€™t work out as Iā€™m fairly hung up on that idea stillā€¦ and 5ft 10 and over preferably.

That kinda thing pls

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An explanation makes everything less fun :grin:

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We are trying to bring them in to the thread not make them run away :rofl:

You do realise the majority of people I know are sadists, sociopathā€˜s, intellectual and experienced annoying fuckers :smiling_imp:

The toilet brush maybe a deal breaker :thinking:

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I am professional annoying fucker thank you very much

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Yeah but if they are more skilled than me in magick

They should at least be open to me trying

But not too worried about me succeeding :joy:

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Well I see you got you ass up!

checks her watch

Did I make you cause trouble last night? :smiling_imp:

Oh and I did all the bitingšŸ˜

Oh @anon69037110 we could start here :rofl:

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Also thatā€™s only if things donā€™t work out

So you knowā€¦ as long as things do

Nothing to fear

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Who the fuck have you previously been with, no fucker can tell you how and when you should practice magic :smiling_imp:

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Lolā€¦ i really really cant seem to fall asleep at any reasonable time :confounded: i had a puppy with me tho and he kept pushing me into the corner of the bed and woke me up early lol

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Clearly I have observed much evidence of you being annoying :thinking:

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