So there is this girl I work and she is dating a real douche bag. This guy is a real manipulative piece of shit but she is weak spirited and and can’t seem to let him go. So a few weeks ago he punched her in the face and I decided I had seen enough and wanted her for myself.
Normally I do not use magic for this type of thing as it never seems to last. But the main goal of the operation is to get her away from this guy. In the mean time if I happen to score a piece of ass I wont be one to complain. So I do some simple sigil magic to draw her closer to me. Everything worked perfectly and we have been out several times over the course of the last week.
So Friday rolls around and I am hanging out with this girl and her boyfriend is texting her fucking up my action. I convince her to go back to her place (hopefully for some bang time) and this guy is sitting in the fucking parking lot. I offer to handle it for her and she sayes no she needs to talk with him so I leave.
I come home and am fucking pissed. I conjure up a sprit that I work with frequently in these types of situations and say release the fucking horde on this guy. I don’t hear from her for the rest of the weekend. I knew this could be either a good or bad thing.
So I come into work this morning and she tells me that the guy had a psychotic episode and had to be checking into a mental hospital. Literally as I am typing this she just texted me and said he got out and robbed his work. Life is fucking grand! I guess I won’t have to worry about him for awhile.