this is the best thing ever
meme magick
NEW WITCHES BE LIKE
Me: im gonna enjoy watching you writhe in pain
sees crush
Also Me : alright a little forgetting your password spell is enough
I get great joy that St. Valentine dreads his feast day because it’s celebrated with so much unmarried sex.
He married young couples in secrecy against the law, was proselitizing, he got imprisoned and tortured but got a pardon yet he tried to proselitize the emperor himself and was sending cards to little girls singed: From your Valentine.
I wonder why he got a a three part execution.
Ew what, “saint” valentine was a pedo?
Oh good, another reason to hate this fake holiday.
Why am I even surprised.
Nooo he was…ehem…healing them
Happy valetines!
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Slightly arousing. What’s happening to me?