Tmw you fall while walking and then 3 nice gentlemen help you go back to the station
I hate you
Care to give practice readings?
beautiful chemtrails 
Oh, I thought they were called clouds.
hm hm.
TMW spirit call you out for your kinks. 
A few experiments 30+ years ago doesn’t make a pattern or a standard.
have you looked at the sky, like… in this year or in the years before it? doesnt sound like it.
TMW familiars are more thirsty than yourself D:
Perhaps I’m too discerning. You should try it.
Tmw your trying to go back to sleep on your day off but @Littleshart has other ideas 
goes to sleep
TMW two or three out of those things happen:
Soul bond, over 3 year old fmailiars and their machinatinos get killed cause they were parasites + sleeplessness and emotional drama.
i get food poisoning from fried rice.
spiritual detox.
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In today’s instalment of “Cursed images I had to see, so now you have to as well”, I present you all with this:
Wtf. My eyes! I need bleach.
Who created that monstrosity and why?