I may be a monster but I love plain pancakes

Do you have butter?
Eh, plains fine. Strawberry jam and whipped cream would make them better for me though.
TWM I am totally downloading WoW to play with other moms 
Most of the butter I had left is already in the pancakes. 
This type by the way

Oh that looks amazing!!
TMW you try to decide if you should go to bed or go make some pancakes. 
Having to give someone on Facebook from my town a grocery list because i live with my 75 yo mother and I donât wanna go out with cold symptoms, and the fact I might need to add pregnancy test on the list is so nerve wracking filled with anxiety
I heard one would sleep so much better after pancakes. So.much.better.

Must.make.pancakes.
Found some jam in a corner of my fridgeâŚTasted mildly alcoholicâŚprobably better not to use more of it.
The best of both world then ! food and alcohol

TMWâŚyour the boss and working from home in lock down and have a conference call with employees tomorrow but canât be bothered to get dressed so send out an email stating dress code PJs and to bring your own coffee 
Tmw someone desperate to have sex but wonât be told âŚ
YOURE IN LOCKDOWN AND IM ISOLATING
TMW YOU tell your Damn stepfather fuck off⌠Yep that kind of day.
Tell them to use there hand if there that desperate
Ahhh the fuckbois are coming out itâs only day 1 too bloody heckles @Bunnygamer1994
Can I ask what lockdown means in france? Iâm sure itâs coming to the USA.
WellâŚletâs say itâs a lockdown âĂ la françaiseâ as we say here 
Every places are closed except essential ones.
We have to carry a sworn statement every time we got out. As of tomorrow we will have to indicate the precise hour at which we go out cause it must not take longer than an hour.
Of course there are fines if you donât respect that, starting at 135euros (about 145$) and higher. Mind you, they have almost reached 100 000 fines and itâs just the beginning 
People are stubborn yeah but the governement does not help. Yesterday, our prime minister spoke and said the lockdown would be tougher.
As a result, we are now allowed 1hour to enjoy a walk or do some sport or walk the dog (within a 1km scope around your house).
If you canât do home office then itâs off to work no matter if you canât do self-distancing.
all food markets are shut off but if mayors disagree then they can keep them open 
So, I would not call this a âtoughâ lockdown per say, which is a shame cause it will only last longer if we keep it this way.
Also, they are seriously considering tracking down phones (as they did in Korea) cause too many people still dont give a damn.
