Tmw you make a joke about using your mind to finger Mother Nature and it starts raining 
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Well that will definitely spice up your sex life.
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I guess that idea got her wet.
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Sheâs right⌠or their all fuck ups and were saneâŚ
Sanity is it⌠is the constructed self being in control
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Tmw you have just discovered the new TMW thread.
Fair point. Though, frankly, whoâs to say itâs really a constructed self and not the true self shining through the dross of the carbon based lifeform itâs bingewatching? Itâs an interesting thought exercise Iâve derped around with for awhile, that is to say, âWhat Am I?â. So far as that goes, my current suspicion is that Iâm merely the abstract concept of consciousness being conscious of an infinite series of refractions and reflections of states of consciousness, that Self exists only in relation to other permutations of consciousness, and, is not inherent to the true nature of Being. Not saying this assertion is right, just that this is my personal standing theory as of the last time I decided to noodle on that there question. 
These are the kind of thoughts you have when the cheshire cat is your spirit animal. 
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Look at this cuteness! I finally touch the kitten and i went overload with cuteness!
I refilled her water bowl and once the sun go down and cools off I gotta refill her food bowl
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TMW your redoing PayPal and itâs using a way dead bank and no match. DUD!
FFS
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She exposes her belly to the cats and wanted them to play
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Finally got the tiny human to bed and now I am tired⌠dammitâŚah well. A wind down with my wood burner and a beer should be exactly what I need.
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Tmw wife complains that our youngest spends far too much time down stairs playing video games and watching Netflix while slacking on her chores. After my mediations, we find out that the home ownerâs cat had broken into her room and broke the TV and both game consoles. Well then.
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Two package of chicken ramen, three eggs, three chicken patty, three jalapeno sliced and with feta cheese and pepperoni rolls. Mozzarella and feta cheese topper.
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TMW your wife says something and the entire fucking universe agrees. LMAO!
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Tmw I look at the title of the thread and shake my head
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Tmw binding 5 humans essence to clay skulls was intense, I loaded with spirit powder & crushed iron pyrite to make sure they can hold the essence & energy.
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Tmw youâre in a call with a good friend for an hour and forty minutes and it didnât feel even close to that long, despite needing to go to bed.
Good friends you know.
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Goodmorning cocksuckers 
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