Tmw FUCK. YEAH.
(Best sorrow of my life, btw)
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tmw you have to travel again. For a home office job I am too fucking often on the road and at hotel bars, these days.
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A majority of people are usually distracted with the constant flex of information in their environment (such as the media through smart phones and constant worry) that they tend to not notice crucial details. I found that compressing my energy close to my body is a good way to keep hidden. Visualizing it blending with the environment around you can also be a good way to disguise it.
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Tmw your banishing spell works.
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There you go 
always good to kick things to the curb that need to be
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Tmw back to drinking a stout as I mull over a draft I have finished. Feel like i am somewhere between college and high school again. College due to the beer, and high school because of the draft. Thank god this forum does not require MLA format
TMW you get almost 30 people asking for their own custom legions. Way more than I thought! 
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Tmw random women add me on Facebook, theyāre cute, assuming their pictures are legit, and they donāt seem to be bots either. And theyāre trying to slide into my dms. Iām just waiting for one of them to try and ask for money or something before I drop them.
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Tmw you get drunk off of one beer again to the point where you can no longer edit. As you are about to scorn yourself, you hear a voice say: āwould you fucking relax already? Youāre going to kill yourself from stress if you donāt quite beating yourself up like that.ā
Got to love being able to talk to spirits, even when intoxicated.
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Eh, enjoy the experience until, and if, that point comes. Life holds many surprises, both good and bad.
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TMW you have to stay at home the whole week. So Iām gonna be laying on the couch, cooling my inflamed cheek, and continue binge watching fat doctor on youtube ( the surgeon is sooo hot, love him)
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TMWā¦ You do a Lucifer evocation and everyone in the house all of a sudden is drained AF!!!
Gotta have a huge ass burger nowā¦
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TMW you order a new pen and bottle of ink and the postal service says it was delivered on the 13th but I still havenāt gotten itā¦I am getting so tired of this shit ā¦
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Tmw you keep seeing a peregrine falcon in your area despite the fact that theyāre supposed to live 20 - 30 minutes away from where you live.
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I had two books disappear into the abyss of the international postal system. Itās almost like some force doesnāt want me to have this particular bookā¦
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Thatās messed up. Have you tried a PDF version?
The worst part for me is that this isnāt even international. Iām in North Carolina, and the company that I ordered from is in Virginia. it should have been here in 3 days tops. And I know the company, Goulet Pens, is reliable. And I know the USPS has put my stuff in the wrong box a number of times before. They also said they would find something out and call me backā¦three hours ago. And I am still waiting .
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The book is a Finbarr title and not available in PDF. I had to order direct through their international web site in the UK (Iām in Canada). I was actually surprised that the publisher still carried it since it is was originally published 30 years ago.
Alas, the first copy got lost, so they sent me a second copy, and it got lost too.
Did Goulet Pens provide tracking? My biggest gripe with Finbarr is they didnāt, so I have no way of knowing what became of my book.
Will you make tmw 7?
Then it definitely sounds like the universe is against you there. Thatās insane dude. Most companies donāt offer international tracking though unfortunately.
And yes mine was tracked and marked ādelivered to mailboxā. Thatās why I think they put it in the wrong mail slot.
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Really? In my experience, most do. Iāve ordered from Iaaxxar in Finland and they did tracking, for example, so Iām surprised to hear that. It seems a bit silly to me for companies to do domestic tracking but not international, where the chances of loss are much higher.