What’s more appropriate than the smoking head of Bob
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Exactly lol
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There. The mystical smoking head of Satan
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That one already gets used alot 
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TMW I need to go get lost in the woods.
TMW all your hard work and rituals finally paid off and you GET THE JOB YOU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR!!!
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Considering you’re from here in Ohio as well, which corn field did you take over???
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I am actually in the medical field, but over the many years in the medical field I’ve helped a lot of farmers with injuries 
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I can walk outside of work right now and turn in a complete 360 and only see corn fields 
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Be wary of random kids wearing preacher clothes.
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Oh you mean the Jehovah Witnesses???
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As well as anything moving between the rows
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Them too 
though this fella especially
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At least the worst I have to deal with in Finland is bears(rarely…seen one once in the wild)…If gators were a plausible issue, I PROBABLY wouldn’t go camping.
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TMW HAIL to Belial, Azazel, and Belphegor! I don’t want to get into specifics because my only “good” outcome was still a double edged sword, but a large ritual I did months ago has finally succeeded. All the pieces slowly fell in to place and now the work is done.
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All I saw were squirrels 
today and few birds of prey and crows.
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Tmw after a few weeks of 1 energy drink a day max, I’m actually starting to develop a taste for black coffee.
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tmw a brand new and unopened ointment with Diclofenac randomly appears at the same time you are missing the exactly same one that you threw out months ago because it expired but you would need it really really really bad now because you had been an idiot in todays training maybe just a little bit.
Thaaaaaaaank 
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Sounds like bumfuck Ohio to me. This is coming from a dude who went to Ross HS.
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