TMW you really want to escape from Halloween.
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Tmw: Singing"Have you ever put honey on a saltine cracker, its so freaking good. Have you ever put honey on a saltine cracker, if you haven’t then I think you should."
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Dude, those are amazing lol. I have had like three of them this week. I usually get the chocolate chip and split it with my toddler 
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The edited title of this, and @anon47811056’s earlier comments, make me want to start a rumour that you’re not a real magician unless you smell just a little bit of piss. 
It would need several people casually dropping it into conversations before it gained any ground.
Shall we? 
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I’ve seen enough magicians with questionable hygiene already…I’m sorry but I cant risk making things worse. 
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This is true, I had an ex who was a sorcerer who claimed to be all powerful (he did put an lot of spells on me for a year before I got back into the occult) but he smelled like pee and would refuse to walk to the bathroom and prefer a bottle.
Really gross.
Also did not know about the bottle thing for awhile.
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Also that moment I got free Ben and Jerry’s. The cat stole the lid, so “sadly” I need to eat this pint in one go.
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(quietly slides bottles of Golden Goddess Water™ into @Akashiel’s shopping bag)… 
Actually I did see a really greasy looking person checking out the spookier section of Watkins occult bookstore last time I was in there. But pee has its uses in magick, even leaving aside the kinkier stuff:
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That moment when…your subconscious (or was it?) downloads an alchemical banishing ritual into your head while you were sleeping.
Cool. Something new to experiment with 
On an unrelated note, why does pub food taste so good? 
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Because its very greasy and usually accompanied by beer?
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Tmw you feel like emotional wreck but it will be better in this summer. I’m seriously crying at things that aren’t even sad, pregnancy can be weird.
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I miss beer and wine.
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TMW someone buys one if my older items and I am scrambling to find it. I live in an apartment, nothing should be that difficult to find. I really don’t want to have to make another one on the spot. 
Edit: found it! Somehow it ended up in my wife’s box of “not in use” altar pieces o.O
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I’m almost certain that this is from making protection jars.
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mmmmm tacos.
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Because you are drunk and it always tastes good drunk.
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Except…I wasn’t. While I did have beer with my meal, I was not, in any way drunk. I’ve just always found pub food to be tastier than restaurant food for some reason. 
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Tmw…AHHHHHH I WON 167 AT THE CASINO FOR ONCE!?!
Sorry for all caps, i apologize…I never get that much…so I’m schedule for my surgery in December…I’m gonna be put too sleep
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TMW cup of tea and a sandwich before whipping out ye olde Thoth tarot. First time in months I’ve gotten a bug up my butt to slap some cards down.
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I think it’s because they take the time in it. Some of the best places to eat here are bars. Or like these little holes in the wall.
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