TMW you evoked abaddon and you have a great experience
TMW
you basically get paid to exchange memes with the CEOs
TMW hump day.
TMW your wife’s job is getting ridiculous and unbearable so it’s time to switch up again for the sake of her sanity (frankly I don’t blame her) . So i am going back to building yachts lol. Lucky for me these places are always looking for experienced fiberglass technicians.
Tmw you find a 50 € bill and a couple of fives in the pocket of a coat you last wore almost half a year ago 
TMW you realize the trick to speaking with two voices while listening to Push It To The Limit and contemplating summoning Eligos and Kimaris at the same time.
Go ahead, I asked them and they said they would be cool with it.
TMW I am already doing minor work with Leviathan/Bahamut so I wonder if it would be appropriate to petition his aide in getting back into boat work. Being a sea serpenty thing and all that…
Egad! 
Why doesn’t BALG sell other style shirts? Only the standard unisex tshirts. A canvas tote bag would be really cool. Yep, I would buy that.
Great song of an even greater movie!
Literally every time I think of it insert immediate confirmation
We Stan, have a Claunek screaming and waiting lol
Doitnaow!!! 
I’ve thought about starting my own occult business…
I’m not sure if I’m quite there yet. I mean, I know I’m capable of doing it, but it just isn’t the right time for me to do it yet. Maybe after I finish the operation I’m doing. Until that time, I’ll probably just do the proper ritual-for-hire when people find their way to me.
I’m mostly doing divination but I think I’ll open up a bit tbh
TMW every fucking BALG member wants to make magic their job.
I considered that for about five minutes. Then I recalled that I can’t stand desperate people. Thus ended my career as a professional magician.