Why does that sound like me? I own a zeebra and a Dracula onesie. What does this person look like?
I think I know what I am gonna do.
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Starting your own stories better than that??
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Everyone wants to be Rorschach.
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Mine tend to start with " First of all…I was MINDING my OWN business…"
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That’s how all of mine start
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TMW all my stories start with “You see what had happened was.”
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I hope someone catches the reference 
But yeah, it’s typical that a clusterfuck tempest on the astral starts when I’m just trying to chill, da, fuq, owt.
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Oh goodness here we go…
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That moment when you get a visual of your partner growing horns and wonder what the hell he’s up to 
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TMY you dropped one cent into a fountain and find two newly spawned bucks in your pocket a few minutes later 
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If…if I mail you my change jar will you throw it in the fountain? I’ll split the proceeds. 
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He had a slightly chubby face, pedo mustache, brown eyes, IT smile, slightly tan, a few inches taller than me
TMW when I get off work I gotta consecrate that new ring. I’ll be posting pictures when it’s done on my thread about my new operation.
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Well that is far from my actual appearance.
But, that was interesting. Maybe you should work with Kali?
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Now I am interested in your appearance @itsnathanm7 .
Clears his throat
I know what its like to lose…
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Nice hook
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TMW
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That song!!! Was my first Slipknot song I ever listened to 
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