That Moment When 5: It's dead Jim

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TMW :fried_egg: :fried_egg: :croissant: :bread: :cheese: :coffee: :ok_hand: :ok_hand:

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TMW ut took three hours to prepare pressed juice at home and separately make the drained pulp into a snack in freezer -mixed with a bit of honey apparently my teen says its edible frozen


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TMW you look at the new-ish personality types thathas been raging all over Google YT FB over the last several years and you just think its another system of labels and don’t care don’t believe in it anymore then introvert / extrovert as if people are so easily categorized … I certainly do not fit into a box

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TMW when you ask your daughter whu people who approach me are awkward and uf its gender related I ask is it me not being approachable or how i see them? She says theres something in you that scares them
I ask why am I that those who truly practice spirituality rather than dabblers or nons that approach become awkward and seem nervous.
She says you just answered your own question mum.
Hmm
Is this something others experience. If so in order to understand I ask

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The only things about me that intimidate strangers are my height or my pit bull when I’m walking/bringing her places. Then again, I’m really good at hiding who I am. Even when people get to know me, the craziest thing I’ll let them know about is my love of weapons.

I only let people know about my interest in the occult when I’m either getting into a romantic relationship with them, in which case I might as well lay everything on the table and be honest, or they are obviously into it themselves. Most people I’ve met in the latter category seem to be nothing more than dabblers. Then there’s the occasional self-proclaimed “master” who tries to blow smoke up my ass. I’ve only really met two people irl who were serious about it and honest with themselves. Neither seemed to be intimidated much, in fact we’re great friends now.

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Well thats cool .and great that you have friendships from them. The only ones I’ve let know were themselves practitioners. But these are people who are strangers to me. Im much sneakier now…lol.
Though when im asked about career choice from someone asking me out what do you do for a living ummm im starting my own business as a reader. But i say i work in the “Psychic Fair”.

Or just those who are just intimidated i swear people approach but back away quickly or ask for advice on something. Weird and I wondered if I was somehow giving off an aggressive atmosphere? Although my daughter says not generally and im only scary when im doing something.
Probably nothing … never mind

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Your daughter seems highly intuitive.

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TMW you feel that something really will happen, because your own God(des)self just found you via Astral in the middle of a trance and you talked with e. other for a hour about very-very important things about your evolution, neccessary changes, relationships, development, what you need etc. :swan::eye::crossed_swords:

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Dayumn gurl.

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Tmw your cat is an asshole, but you still love your cat. But if a human is an asshole, you don’t. Double standard.

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  1. But kittehs are cute. :heart_eyes_cat:

  2. You met an asshole. Happens. But did you just assume their species? :rage:

:stuck_out_tongue:

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I want to blow smoke up your ass lol.

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Don’t Google Images “infected penis piercing” folks, I just did… you won’t want to eat melted cheese again for a while, I can tell you. :face_vomiting:

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Curiosity killed my appetit. :nauseated_face:

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I may have just discovered the miracle weightoss cure the world has been waiting for! :smiley:

Albeit, also killed all sales of Stilton cheese, forever… :cry:

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You’re horrible.

I love you anyways.

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Eva…why…???

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If you want something to freak you out Google “wierd animal penises” . There’s a critter out there with four spouts at the end of it’s pecker. O.o

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I am frightened.

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