Why the hell is it that hot in there? If your AC is busted isn’t your apartment manager responsible for fixing it?
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The AC is fine, it’s just a window unit, and I live on the second floor. Part of it is probably that I had 72 candles burning too. Half of them have burnt out by now though.
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Oh yeah…because physics… I didn’t think about that😂
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That moment when…you don’t know if the universe is giving you a message, or just trolling you…again 
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Tmw
You see a reptilian in your Scrying mirror
Shit made me fuckin sick in my stomach
Now I know what i need to get rid of
Might not be a reptilian, but it is definitely Draconic and Reptile like
Extremely powerful aura
Looked like a cross between a Mummy and a snake
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You wanted to bang her, didn’t you? 
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I ain’t say I wanted to bang a Reptilian mate
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I just figured that’s your default setting for everything lol
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Lizard mummy girl, you say?!
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Tmw i don’t feel good at all
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Feel better 
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I’m trying too
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Tmw
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TMW I laughed way too fucking hard at that 
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So I figured it out. In 86 days, I’ve burned 288 candles.
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That moment when…you must never interrupt a strange ritual in the middle of the jungle 'cause that is how you get cursed, according to the movies.
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Tmw
The ancient curse words of the future…
Magician does Death curse, says ending command"
Inhales:
Magician: FLAT LINE THEM!!!
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TMW Damn can’t screen shot this picture
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