also TMW this is the only place you can access at school for Occultic knowledge because all other sites are blocked based on being “Non-Traditional Religion”
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TMW if you could just do one wish or so, it would be that you would transform into The Joker because fuck the system and stuff like that… or something…
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Tmw
your moldavian grandma makes you vegan burgers and they are fucking amazing 
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go beyond joker.
transform into belial you will fuck even the rules of the universe.
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Haha very funny you mention that.
He is around me the whole day and makes me reflect on these days’ society, jobs, making money etc.
he knows to damn well how furious it makes me, the impact it has on our development
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TMW Beelzebub shocks the fuck out of you, with the amount of incarnations he’s taken 
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Lol
yep
beelzebub is amazing i had done lots of workings with him.
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Tmw coming back from a walk with 9000 mosquito bites. Glad I have lavender oil to help with the itch. Someone cast a spell that causes the entire mosquito species to die a horrible death pls ty
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Also tmw I woke up from a dream where I won half a million from a slot machine and woke up before I got to spend any of it.
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TMW
you seriously consider and feel drawn to send your book to timothy the current 46 page sample and i am only in the ninth day out of the thirty days and i said to myself to send it at the fifteen day.
fuck,maybe i should.
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TMW you realise the true potential of self-love thanks to Valfreya
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TMW you can probably relate to how it feels to be a busy spirit with a job.
Everyone wants stuff to happen fast and now and perfectly and they throw you even more burning chainsaws into your juggling while you’re on a thin thread many feet above the ground while balancing a glass with acid on your forehead, reciting Theodor Fontanes “Herr von Ribbeck”.
Some people need to calm the fuck down 
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TMW you realize that with creepy images under eyelids before sleep, and seeing Spirits, the mechanism is the same: concentrate (i.e. on the blackness of closed eyes) or abstract from physical reality.
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TMW
you post another work from your king paimon pathworking.
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Tmw 90s r&b is the vibe today.
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TMW I make a thread for the first time in ages and it’s immediately buried by old vampire threads getting bumped.
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Sheeesh lots of vampiric threads out there today no kidding.
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TMW you achieve permanent alpha state
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