Tmw fuck The sun and fuck grass and fuck appletrees…
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Lol TMW you visit your grandpa’s house and he’s at the front door with his dog.
I greet him and he randomly points to two girls on the other side of the street ‘look, that girl over there she got a nice buttocks’
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Tmw you and your friend had an interesting throw back to the last 3-5 years and you see how far you have come, but noticed that there is far more to go.
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That moment when…3 AM burritos 
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TMW you are trying to patiently wait for your black scrying mirror to come and new scrying pendulum but you want them faster. 
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Oh. You called (lol)
TMW you find the reason for the inexplicable moids swinging and irrational irritability is your liver once again! Gotta love the TCM though 
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That Moment When it’s throwback music time
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Tmw cherries are gone…time for gooseberries to rise.
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Tmw you really wish cherries survived in this hellhole.
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TMW you get chatted up at the gym lounge area and you don’t register at the time of chatting that comments like “I can imagine you in the bath”.
What kind of idiot is my personality that is blind to these things and not register until after youve done the yoga and on your way home.
Im socially thick sometimes.
TMW Your teens shit music is tolerable
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Tmw you’re pissed at your body for daring wake up before noon, because now you can’t get back to sleep.
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Tmw your workouts are paying off & you can finally do push ups without taking breaks
Hail be to marbas, ares & Belial
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TMW your got a new contract to w Clauneck and want his signature but after over an hour you ask him to dream the answer to you
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Also. … TMW your friends --well im never close to anyone-- are extra affectionate and loving and say things im really starting to see its time my attitude and perceptions are more slave-mind orientated with the illustrations of who you think you are.
That the way of treating yourself is missaligned with who You Are
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Tmw when you are broken down raw and forced to sit down with a heavy heart and dwell on it for hours in silence. Then when you are at the peak, call out to Mammon, saying you will listen and put what needs to die on his altar as a sacrifice. This leads to a state of peace and the lyrics of “grace for sale” from Devil’s Carnival going over in loops inside your mind. I’m raw but not dead yet, which means I can still rise from this low moment, just like countless others from the past
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TMW I come back from a spa with the SO and have japanese for dinner.
I just need to win the lottery (and play it first xD) to have an already better life tbh.
Feeling grateful.
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Tmw my 3 year old asked a random stranger in the store are you happy? The woman almost cried. It filled my heart with pride and worry.
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