That Moment When 5: It's dead Jim

anon95990194 · June 11, 2019, 4:43pm

Okay now i really wanna know what your job was xp

anon48532061 · June 11, 2019, 4:46pm

Well ofc you are hot af.

Micah · June 11, 2019, 4:47pm

Tmw
You find out your mom drunk THE WHOLE GODDAMN BOTTLE of Wine that had Satans essence bound to it!!

Then she texts me talking about Red Wine taste Nasty

A_Pariah · June 11, 2019, 4:48pm

Let me say that I stood at the end of lifes line

Your mom is Satan now? Odd, I always thought, mine was

Micah · June 11, 2019, 4:49pm

I knew you were gonna say that
Bites Oddy on the ankle

Fuck.
I’ma Pomeranian now

A_Pariah · June 11, 2019, 4:50pm

TMW reverse pomeranian vampirism. Or…zombification

itsnathanm7 · June 11, 2019, 4:51pm

That moment when you’re questioning the point of a forum that doesn’t seem to like discussion.

Micah · June 11, 2019, 4:52pm

Tmw
I have become A LIVING DOG

A_Pariah · June 11, 2019, 4:53pm

Ascension: completed

Micah · June 11, 2019, 4:53pm

Now to become a Living Cat

itsnathanm7 · June 11, 2019, 4:54pm

I agree. Good meme by Oddnan.

anon95990194 · June 11, 2019, 4:55pm

I see…

A_Pariah · June 11, 2019, 4:55pm

You mean a killing machine plotting to take over the world? Thought you had that covered already

Micah · June 11, 2019, 4:59pm

Oh I have that covered
But there is levels to this shit

…
There are levels to this shit

A_Pariah · June 11, 2019, 5:00pm

Death has many faces

Anziel_Merkaba · June 11, 2019, 5:00pm

Nicholas Cage only has one face though.

Micah · June 11, 2019, 5:00pm

I swear thats what keeps coming to me

Micah · June 11, 2019, 5:01pm

But it’s Burnt

anon58416292 · June 11, 2019, 5:12pm

Aw shucks. You’re making me blush.
So are you.

anon48532061 · June 11, 2019, 5:18pm

Nono. You are.