Even my grandma? Eeewwwwwwwwwww!
Stay back!
Sprays Micah with deodorant and Florida Water
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It is code for the soppy wet thing in between a woman’s legs
The Valley in the Red Sea
The Valley of The Shadow of Death
Helheim
Vahalla
Hell
Etc
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Doesn’t work lol
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Lmao I am sure she was fine back in 1922 lol
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She was fine indeed, because she wasn’t even in her dad’s ballsack!
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Then I’ll go down your female past lives 
Then your lifeforms as a Amoeba, and Crustacean
That Crabby, sideways walking cheeskake
That way I can say…
I’ve banged the entirety of her being
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Then I’ll go to your ultimate form;
Le Void
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How you know lol
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The whole time I was thinking ass to mouth and salad tossing. I’d definitely toss a salad quick.
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Welp, dear, sadly for you that fuck fest will be short cause I don’t have many past lives 
stares
Better get a piece of traditional greek cheesecake! It’s easier!
Eeemm nope, I’m not Le Void.
Cause I know when my grandma was born maybe? 
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Stares back
I have already 
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Stares @ crate
Ahhh dear oh dear!
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Stares at River Styx
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TMW you wake up groggy & your dyslexia makes this: “Toddler Sandinistas” 
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Mmm. I just loove cheesecake. 
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looks up summoning spell for 1000-eyed elder god
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You get the one eyed devouring god. You have to evolve him first.
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