Okay.
I was curious. I actually have no problem with someone flat out telling me that they don’t like me, much better than having them stay silent and not express those feelings.
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Someone made one remark that rubbed me the wrong way, it’s about a spirit I happen to respect a lot. But it’s not important, he said all there was to say 
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So in my accident I twisted the fuck out of my knee, I just untwisted it, it hurts like hell, but at least I can walk again.
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TMW you sip champagne out of a Sprite can
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Tmw you sip Moomin soda out of a champagne class
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Tmw
Haitian Vodoun in a nutshell (pissed off version)
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TMW my knee isn’t hurting anymore, even though it’s still a little tender, and I can walk properly.
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TMW your laptop turns itself on as you walk past it. Would be the third time in seven days now.
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That moment when you start writing the Adult Swim parody of The Hobbit and wondering wtf you are doing.
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Sadly the green stoner hobo is not featured on the bottle
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It is so user friendly that it turns itself on when the FBI is watching!
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Nice!
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Lmao! Accurate
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You have awesome sense of fashion for shakedowns
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TMW I sip a lovely cup of tea as well as eating a small piece of dark vanilla chocolate 95%.
Aaah…life is blissful.
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TMW you wonder if you could send over your cute astral self to beat someone into a pulp 
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Hey can I join you?
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The more the merrier?
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