I won’t tell 
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You’re giving me worse blue balls than the last chick I dated.
Why won’t you share with the class?
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TMW you just found another admirer and you think : “are you fucking blind dude”… screw that for a fucked up bad joke
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What @Anziel_Merkaba just said
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TMW Happy Mother’s Day to BALG 
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Nah bruh
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Is wondering if she’s considered a mother or not 
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Do you have a kid/something you gave life to/beloved pet animal. I have been told that being female and having one of those qualifies you for the title
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Though I’m not quite sure if I trust the person who told me this 
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@Akashiel Was it Micah who told you that? Because it might be suspect because he still hasn’t found Sparta.
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Let me restate
Happy Mother’s Day to the Female population of BALG whether you got kids or don’t 🤦🤷🤷
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No, a cousin…perpetually single female cousin that for some reason visited me today after my parents left
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Oh lol.
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Shhhhh! 
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Does mold in a forgotten lunchbox counts as “giving life to something”?
If so…
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Servitors might count.
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Though in that case many of us cruelly execute our children after they serve their purpose…
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