My best one was actually the one I put my coworker through because I was so fucking hammered that I couldn’t drive her to work the next day. She had to commute to our company in cheetah printed leggings because she left her car there 
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Oh ok…my dates were normal tbh though on my first offical date with my 3rd ex i paid for our dinner
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Those pimps don’t shop. All tailor-made once you’re up the ladder. Otherwise you ain’t pimpin’ right.
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Pat’s Nemesis on back
You know what bro, you’re right.
I’m sorry…
I’m sorry a small blue hedgehog around 3 ft tall came in your McChicken
Sheds tear
I’m sure your inner jackass is having fun digesting hedgehog semen over lettuce and tomatoes
Cackle
Ha! 
One time I was so drunk at my ex’s family party, I hugged him from behind and whispered some naughty things in his ear. Well he turned around and it was his dad. 
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OMG no xD
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Speaking of pimps on my last day of school a couple of classmates dressed up as pimps
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Aahhhhhh, thats golden!
Was his dad still that hot? 
My worst drunk fallout was ripping off my toe nails because I drunkenly danced with one of my business partners and I had peeptoe pumps on my feet. He stepped on them (like, really hard), I fell backwards out of my shoes but my toenails kinda stayed solid under his foot
“Oddnan, I think, you’re bleeding” was his slurred comment
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They weren’t dressing up. You gotta start em’ young.
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No! I was just that drunk. Ouch!!! Poor toesies. One time I was in a club and I walked face first into a glass wall, really really hard. I got up like nothing happened and continued dancing. My friends were pissing themselves laughing. I don’t remember it happening though. 
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When I was younger, there was a really nice guy flirting with me in a club. I wanted to play it cool.
I walked away from him, flipping my (back then long) hair and looked over my shoulder to him, throwing looks…only to walk into a concrete pillar, getting a bloody nose. I wasn’t even close to drunk
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Nah dude I am not gay for hedgehogs. How about you try something a bit more respectable yeah? No shame in enjoying the pleasures of the flesh in moderation. So long as they do not consume you. Same for the mind and spirit. Control and mastery so that you can gain the most from everything reality has to offer.
Got no problem admitting to my decadence as I know there is no shame in it. Though really with how hard you seem to want to bash on it makes me think maybe you need to come out of the closet eh? Hahaha just joking with you.
And there you go narrowing down the topic to avoid uncomfortable ones. A master move truly one from someone use to evading topics. Given what I know of your family though it is clear where that skill comes from. I have plenty of practice myself though. I am quite good at psychological debates especially suggestion aspects that the conscious mind doesn’t even register as being there. You have fun now though can’t see this being much more interesting. Just kinda surprised we don’t have more crazy sorts ready to jump in. Guess not everyone gets a slap on the wrist for a slip of the tongue and other such things. Don’t the old timers just get all the fun. Hope the new people can become real interesting though and very much hope it is in a good way. Be nice to have more varied workers showing up again. All this one sides stuff lately has made things quite a drag.
Makes me leery of posting new stuff too as I know some borrow and then intentionally twist my work to fit their own agendas. Wouldn’t be so bad except that in doing so it gets fucked up and either won’t work or if it does it is very bad on the individual using it. Unsafe and all you know. I certainly don’t want those uncreative and uninitiative cretins claiming credit for something I did only to blame everything back on me when their chopped up interpretation explodes in their face. It has happened before elsewhere so yeah. Don’t think I have much meaningful to post until things get sorted out. I would like to update my work on Yantra’s but I know even that can be messed up too easily.
Its like when someone takes a spirit you know very well and says something completely stupid about it and claims it is all this when really any amount of research would prove otherwise. Then they take your work out of context as some sort of validation for their own shit. I don’t want to add to that so I will keep to my fun little conversations here.
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Waaauw haha. Did he come over to help you? If not he was an asshole anyway.
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He never contacted me again
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plays compassionate music
Bro it’s ok, you can always order another McChicken. I’m sure won’t accidentally digest Hedgehog semen again
Just check the wrapper next time, ok?
Tmw you create a kind of meditation that makes your chakras basically infinity stones.
I cant stop hearing their sounds now and everytime I hear them they get stronger 
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Awesome Man 
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Woah, slow down,Thanos
(kinda understand, when I first trained my third eye it made these screeching noises for a while)
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Thanks man,I mean you could stab me in the chest but the heart chakra would stop it at the moment,it got that solid.
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This is making me extremely hungry though 
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