Who put that shitty rule on you?
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The patient information leaflet, lel
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Break the law !!
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You’re right, some things are worth dying for
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No Gods, No Masters, No Leaflets
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No one breaks the law on my watch! Your stolen good are now forfeit.!
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You’re all right, fuck off, health care!!
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I mean, Pizza is amazing but its not worth dying for
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Yes, it is. Pizza is life 
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How much?
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Shut up heretic
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I second this
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Youre just salty that I divorced you in our non existing marriage
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How can I be salty, when I’m pepper
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This was pretty bad 
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You seem more like black salt than pepper. Might need to reevaluate your label
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Did you just assume my label cunt?
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Tmw King Asmoday asks you “Would you bind me?” and he tells you “Why not serve a master who knows what he wants out of life?” in response to me saying “I’m not sure”
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If we could all just stop talking about food I would really much appreciate that 
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Wise words…
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