Because you dreamt about a Harry Potter x Herman fanfic yesterday, it seems to be your thing
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STFU Oddnan 
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I mean if Hades would rather be Invoked by me than be banging Persephone Iām not the one whoās throat should get slit 
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Not literally Oddnan
But thanks for obeying me 
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Your daily porn dose is brought to you once more from BALG forum 
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I can hear someone sharping a knife 
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Tmw you can tell Silent is getting agitated cause her response time is getting quicker and quicker and quicker
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You have my full attention! And thatās not always a good thing ya know 
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I know dear 
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Soā¦ About that crateā¦
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What about it
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Iām thinking to shut Cerberus there cause heās peeing in my yard 
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Lmao what
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Nah heās a good doggo. He can stay.
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Tmw Cerebus is over here with me
Good Demonic Doggo
But real shit thoā¦
I heard a Giant Demonic Dog park itself by my altar the other night and growl while I was sleep
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Yea he was over here earlier 
Good doggo!
I told you to feed them before 9pmā¦
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Obviously my telepathy is not on fleek lol
I had a feeling he was hungry butā¦waitā¦
Why you keep sending him over here to eat
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I canāt run behind your dogs all day, ok?? 
I have my demonic puppy to take care!
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Lmao
Tmw shit has gotten weird
(To the audience reading)
I know I know
Youāre probably thinking:
āWtf is going on with these two??ā
Itās none of ya business.
Now get back to working for the System
Cracks Whip
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