TMW you’re in work and realise a degree of familiarity with the software you’re using…
@Haplo it’s a sign!!! Wtf?!!
@Haplo it’s a sign!!! Wtf?!!
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TMW you attempt better vampire magic but cant stant the smell of red meat don’t want to touch it and cannot put it in your mouth -cooked or otherwise
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The police have found a way to save money on screen wash by simply fastening Barry to the front of the car:
( Don’t know if the Americans will get this one … might just be a northern saying )
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TMW you go to parent teacher night and her year 10 science says she is refusing to do any written work but reads a novel instead.
OMG teen rebellion 
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TMW you come home, walk past your laptop and it turns itself on the very moment by itself.
Hecking bamboozled.
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Tmw you stub your little toe and you’re scared to look and see if it’s still there… poor little piggy.
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OMFG, are you alive???
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Idk is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
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Maybe you’re caught in a landslide
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Probably, no escape from reality.
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Open your eyes!
Look up to the skies!
(and probably stub your toe again)
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TMW you’re horny af 
.
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That moment when you finally finish the mk 1 bootleg orgone generator
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I’m just a poor girl, I need no sympathy 
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I could see the plush keychain dolls.
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Yeah me to…
but I got to get a hold of myself cuz I’m planning to work out tonight and I need the energy for that.
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I have transcended humanity and become a Machine God
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That moment when…you go for a walk in the night and decide to buy some chicken wings from 7-11. The quality of half of the wings and potato wedges is so bad that you send a scathing feedback through their app, and in the morning you are contacted by the manager of the store, who gives you a complete refund, essentially giving you free chicken wings. 
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You wish 
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