I am stronger than my erection!..
…although by the end of this, it might be hard enough to break diamonds.
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Hardness means brittleness in many cases…you must be weary when breaking your “dry spell” lest “it” breaks
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waits for porn to happen
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Must resist…due to forum rules…plus I think Cthulhu is living in my porn folder with futa succubi
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That sounds pretty fun, honestly.
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It was. Had a perfect recall for a few days. Still kinda remember it like it actually happened
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How did you get pictures of my private dreams?
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Classified technology… 
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Sounds like moonshine! 
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Almost. Its a frisian herbal liquor that can probably fuel a car
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Tmw…ate a bag of cars, mouth hurts, delicious though
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Talking about dreams, mine are mini spoilers some times 
Like yesterday
Is feeling way too old
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My brain decided that the most likely thing you meant was that you were actually 2000 years old…Bad brain, no more whiskey for you…Oh, hey, a beer.
But yeah I feel old too…
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I still feel like 1990 was ten years ago. 
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I feel younger now. Yay. (I was 3 in 1990)
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TMW your faced with a most dire situation. 
Do i make this into a meme with a totally juvenile and tasteless comment about christianity??? Or an even more juvenile and tasteless comment about flaming queers???
I Don’t Know! 
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The more juvenile and tasteless, the funnier.
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