This guy might not be well spoken, but he has a certain understanding…
p.s: my purchases
wanderings of alhazred(tyson)
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Tmw neighbors are trying to point fingers for bad events I have nothing to do with… uh… like get a life and stop trying to micro manage me and mine! (have no clue what is going on in any case so I know I did nothing wrong) If I want to sit here for 2-3 hrs what the H do they care!!? (yeah this too is an issue) Like if I don’t keep busy all day I get a whispered warning?? 
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TMW you hit the blunt again for the first time in months and don’t feel nothin and you think “Yeah it’s been too long, maybe” …until you open up Amazon on purpose to type “Google” into the search bar
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Tmw your fairly certain the ritual planned for the night is gonna hurl you into a spiritual forge 
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That moment when you come across global crime such as child molestation and murdering and you feel like transcending any level of wrath you’ve ever performed before, bringing forth the most destructive forces in cosmic existence to purge the world of this vice, permanently, by the powers of the Alpha and Omega themselves…leaving preferably, less than ashes…
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Tmw you decide to do a water fast from Sunday morning to witching hour on Samhain.
Well…tea fast to be more honest
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TMW banishing is in order, not the video kind either. lol
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That moment when you ponder why, in Hocus Pocus, the witches could curse someone with eternal life (as a cat, granted) but needed to suck the life out of children to stay young themselves… Maybe I need to go to sleep soon
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TMW you were going to rest, but your scrying glass is sitting there with King Paimon on your mind.
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balls tingle
I feel my Destructo-senses tingling 
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My right and left nuts? Hell yes
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Alright, Thanos Jr., There can only be one of us here
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Tmw no one wants orgasms 
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And its me 
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DAAAAMN. Get rekt Micah
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Tmw you’ve just heard a PVC PIPE saxophone… And it’s pretty bad ass. budget jazz can be kick ass.
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Lmao wrong
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Hmmm…Edgelord battle royale. Should be entertaining.
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Tmw edgelords start fighting in the tmw thread
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Hey, I am the edgelord.
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