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TMW you find an opportunity and perform a whole banishing ritual literally behind your grandma’s back. Shooooo!

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TMW that you made friends with the parasitic lord that sended his legions to you to test you and you won…

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TMW you realize that everyday is a GroundHog day but You are also getting Old and still unemployed !!!

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I don’t get sick anymore at all. Anytime I notice I’m getting sick in anyway I just give an offering to Bog Veles and he instantly heals me.

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I never get sick, between being a single mom of 3, my job as a hospice nurse and the new course I’m attending to become a licensed ‘death doula’, I don’t have the time to get sick. I’ve been running for years so I guess I needed this to slow down. So I’m just going with the flow.

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“No mage worth his salt should be unemployed; shame on you. Do you even cast bro? Summon some demons. Stop being a lazy pussy. Gnosis.”

I think I covered everything.

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I know enough Latin to assist you.

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LOL. :sweat_smile: I am living a hermit’s life for almost 2 years, and it’s a conscious life style choice. ( May later change it ). The Goal is to attain No-Though, Same-Taste as ( 24x7 of Bliss-peace ) default state of mind.

I like u man, Somebody had to finally say it. :+1: :rofl:

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Don’t go outside bro. That’s how they get you.

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Who? Mosquitoes? The World ? :open_mouth:

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Shhhhhh. You’re typing too loud. I think I’ve already said too much.

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I’ll up the ante:

“No mage worth his salt should have to cast; shame on you. Do you even manifest bro? Use your inner godhood. Stop being a pussy. I Am.”

This is the BALG forum Navy Seals pasta! :laughing:

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I think Only I can understand it. :face_with_monocle: P.R.I.D.E, Don’t PUT ASIDE !!!

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I fucking love pasta.

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TMW you realize that the addictive part of your mind is still kicking strong, and you can’t help but login like a fucking junkie !!!

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TMW you again feel what it’s like to open up and go for a Hug but instead spat on face and being laught at. Ahhhh, No wonder everything is cyclical in nature.

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I’m sending you a cyber hug. :heart_decoration:

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Just don’t kill yourself. You should suffer the misery and meaninglessness of existence like the rest of us. Oh and godhood and shit too.

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TMW you do a ritual for hire and you didn’t realize how much you loved doing this for a living :blush:

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