TMW you feel nauseous beyond compare but you are also really really hungry
Ever live off the land? Grubs, roots and berries.
Hahaha. This brings back childhood memories. I never got told the monsters in my room werent real. I got this.
I get nauseous when i get really hungry. Eat something, yeah?
I just got my dad pretending to be a monster in my room, And people wonder where my insomnia startedā¦
Way ahead of you
No wonder youāre sick.
Sorry, this is funny! Mostly because my mother just told me she wants to birng a priest and bless our house
I had a hilarious thought, what if someone evoked the spiritual aspect of herpes then screwed it, would they get herpes too?
I have been sleeping with Dantalions sigil on my pillow while listening to his song. My dreams have been about controlling the minds of other people so I know his energies are influencing my dreams but I have yet to make direct dream contact with him yet. Divinations that Iāve done has said he has wanted to talk to me so Iām going to keep trying.
Try doing a regular evocation bro.
TMW you first try amazon and its time to wait on some grimoires to get here
TMW someone asks what present you want for your birthday, and you really really need Hecateās statue, and you answer, āwell thereās a really nice cape on the internet you can give meā
TMW you get a complaint from a customer because of āmany leaves on the forest ground - but not only leaves from this year but from DIFFERENT yearsā.
LMAO
Too funny
Guess imma paint those leaves green and glue them back to the fucking trees again
Not my proudest fuck, but oh well
How DARE you!?!? This is crazy! This is madness!!
Iāmā¦Iām sorry!!! I failed you!!! I failed each and every single human being on this planet!
Noā¦
This.
Is.
SPARTA!!!