TMW you hear about the Legendary Book of Ra and you think its a grimoire, only to find out its online slots …
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my mind is going to blow up 
Happy New Year Tonga! You’re the first country officially in 2019! 
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Oops! I guess Kiribati and Samoa are first by an hour! 
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That moment when…it is 430 AM and you should be sleeping but you are not 
Damn my energy drink addiction 
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Well today I got up at 5.15, because I have to work after a week holiday 
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Tmw you accidentally show up 4 hrs early for your shift 
Well
That’s plenty time for Meditation and to get some zzzzs in
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How???
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Because I couldn’t remember whether it was 7:30 or 11:30 
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Micah: infernal power house of mighty darkness.
Raises hell and fucks shit up.
Can’t remember his shift schedule 
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Why does that sound like something my spirits would say
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I swear I will change my Bio to that shit
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Don’t! That makes you vulnerable for spiritual attacks!
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Of course
I was only kidding about that 
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Good. Again, the world is safe from spiritual shift schedule fuckery.
My job here is done.
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Imagine miscordinating the world’s shift schedules 
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Oh noes. Imagine something like customers being angry or people turning up too late for work.
Utopian!!!
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You could call and ask you know 
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Hah, I couldn’t remember my start time either this morning so ended up coming in early by mistake. Only a half hour at least, but still. Those are some damn precious thirty minutes of sleep I coulda had! 
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I know right
Now I’m debating whether I should go back to the house or not
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