I would suggest that number five is your point of origin for all else that is happening.
Obvs. Well, that and the fact that the house is really old.
Waking at 3:33 the last two nights.
Choronzon is calling?
Ehhh??
Edit: I’ll pm you, idk if it has copyrights
It’s the cat. Some cats have surprising amounts of power. Likely the previous owners pissed the cat off and got nuked for it now there are cursed objects around and you are the cat’s Netflix.
Only real solution is to appease the cat specifically for its favor and deal with the cursed objects.
Source: I’ve seen some cats display such powers. It’s not common but some of them seem to have those powers.
Tmw “Paypal” scams are pretty pathetically stupid…Even worse than African princes
I’m sure @Faustus have something to say about that
TMW you know a butt load about Voodoo but don’t practice it and your name is Voodoowalk >_>
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TMW Lenny creep you the f out.
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TMW he looks like hes peering into my soul. <<>>____<<>>
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Tmw you have 10 kg of coins you need to deposit. Note to self, maybe deposit your loose change more often than once a year
That moment when…you are enjoying some grilled pepper ham and Monterrey Jack cheese sammiches, with jalapenos.
Beef pizza and gin tonic for me
TMW reliving the past via flashbacks sux rox. Make that shyte stop!
TMW when you signed the dotted line with Lucifer for a donut.