That Moment When 3

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2257

Vladmir Putin is pleased

You get a beef cookie :rofl:

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2258

We can talk about it in private or not if you wish

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2259

No. No! I must get this off my chest now! But please, donā€™t look at me!
When I was about 12 years old, a new house has been built on holy german village ground.
It was a house with BOOKS. You could borrow BOOKS, just like every BOOK in the world! Or at least, every BOOK in the village.

I was totally BOOK struck. And Iā€¦ I borrowed a BOOK. It should be a fun BOOK. I wanted to read it and give it back.
Butā€¦
Iā€¦
Iā€¦
I never read that BOOK!! I somehow lost it but I was too ashamed to admit! So weeks and months and years had passed and I never gave back the BOOK!
Iā€™m a thief! A criminal! sobs softly

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2260

:neutral_face::neutral_face::neutral_face::neutral_face:

Iā€™ve done worse. Not a hint of shame or remorse either. But let it all out sweet pea. I am the God of book thieves and I bestow my blessing.

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BOOK! BOOK! I summon there in the name of BOOK! Rise in the name of Almighty BOOK! Fun BOOK! Wise BOOK! Knowledge able BOOK!

I give you license to appear
I give you power to manifest
BOOK! COME!

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2262

sobs no, youā€™re the god of false african scam princes
Iā€™ll hand myself over to the authorities now

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2263

@micah, am I full of shit? Really look.

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2264

Chains her
Come with me, Madam

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2265

Nope
He is the God if Book Theives

I donā€™t know how I know that but he is :ok_hand:

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2266

It falls under the whole trickster god thing.

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2267

Mercury? Or Hermes?

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2268

Neither. Just me

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So @A_Pariah just know that I am well pleased. Ruffles your hair.

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Au revoir, beautiful world :earth_asia:
I must go now, to stand up to my actions :coffin:
Tell my parents that I love them (and that it was me who made that big ass scratch in my dads car).
I have one last wisdom to share. Youā€™re ready?

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2271

Share it :smiling_imp:

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Okay
takes deep breath, a silent tear streaming down my face as I come closer to my mortality
I really think that pineapple goes very well as pizza topping.

Good bye, my friends and foes :sparkling_heart:

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2273

So she essentially curved both of us :expressionless::joy:

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Well one of us. Trickster gods see that stuff coming.

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2275

I saw it coming too, I saw it when she said she had tERRiBle SEcRet

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Well played @A_Pariah! Well played! :smirk::wink:

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