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[Micah]

Micah
Lmao

[Anziel_Merkaba]

It’s a journal-style thread about the entire operation and everything leading up to it.

So the topic is pretty exact to what it’s about.

[A_Pariah]

@Lady_Eva

#demonslib culture round here, maybe?

This

[Lady_Eva]

@Anziel_Merkaba

So the topic is pretty exact to what it’s about.

For sure, but to get clicks you got to have the right bait, without clicks the quality of the work goes unseen.

[Anziel_Merkaba]

so crank up my clickbait game, got it.

[Anziel_Merkaba]

How’s this then @Lady_Eva?

I Finished Binding the 72 of the Ars Goetia!

So a while back the idea was planted into my head to bind the 72 spirits of the Ars Goetia to my will with a ring, and at the time I wasn’t ready to actually do it… that has changed, I am ready. So once the ring actually arrives, I’m going to be going down the list from 1 to 72 and evoking them one at a time then binding them to the ring to serve my will. Obviously I’m not doing this lightly, but I’ve reached the point in my practice where this task is to be done. As far as the actual evocatio…

[charles9]

Remove the word Binding and replace it with Banging would work much better for clicks around here.

[A_Pariah]

TMW you noticed that you obviously shopped drunk on amazon, again…oh, dear.

[Lady_Eva]

@Anziel_Merkaba

How’s this then @Lady_Eva?

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!

How is it? Probably somewhere between

My Journey To Master the 72 Goetia Demons For Instant Power (which would get clicks)

and

72 Demons, My Ring - Who Comes Out On Top?

… which is OTT, implies something different, and obviously just there to attract attention, but would probably still get lots of clicks.

@charles9

Remove the word Binding and replace it with Banging would work much better for clicks around here.

^ This fine gentleman gets it!

[Akashiel]

“The art of Goetic Bondage” might work Cool thread by the way

[Lady_Eva]

@Akashiel

“The art of Goetic Bondage” might work Cool thread by the way

Whoah, you win!

[Nagash]

When a noname guy tells to you randomly:

We, Demons are can not count probability.

…Excuse me!?

[anon496642]

@A_Pariah

Bill Cosby?

Damn. I might really be Bill Cosby, just without the Quaaludes (in case you aren’t closely following my story).

[A_Pariah]

@anon496642

just without the Quaaludes

I have beer, if that helps

[anon496642]

@A_Pariah

I have beer, if that helps

I know that trick. Can’t fool me.

[A_Pariah]

Dammit.
Plan B:

[Nagash]

+Gluten free, Vegan
These words will help.

[Lady_Eva]

@Nagash

+Gluten free, Vegan
These words will help.

Brining clickbait to the murder van!

[anon496642]

Damn, this is getting dark.

If this is going where I think it’s going, I’d die a happy man.

[A_Pariah]

@anon496642

If this is going where I think it’s going

To candy mountain, of course.