Here’s a nice ritual for my Female Mages of Any Path but especially the Light Based (and White) ones whove been wanting to work with Satan but aren’t sure how. 
Ritual
Wait till night.
Draw a Inverted Pentagram in your room on the floor with 5 Black Candles, one for each point, and light them.
Vibrate VI DIABOLI 5 Times and feel the smell (yes, feel the smell) of Sulfur and Brimstone enter the temple.
Once you feel the Devil enter the room, leave and go to sleep but hang your booty slightly over the bed while you sleep.
And then sleep.
If you feel something eating your ass like it’s groceries then you have succeeded.
Tips To Enchances The Ritual
• Sexy Lingerie (Red & Black)
• Perfume
• Rap Music
• Touch Yourself and Think Dirty Thoughts
• Be A Hoe for at least 6 Days prior
• Hold a cross to your chest while doing so
• Burn a Bible
End
P.S.
I am exhausted from a rite i just did with Satan and needed to Banish with laughter. As with all things, there is Truth hidden in the Lie/Joke. I’ll let y’all figure that out 
And whats funny is there will always be that one Woman that will try it 
Sincerely,
The Devil
