Like I said I’d do, I’ll post a rap I made like a couple years ago? (At least a year ago.)
Yeah, it is cringey, but it was a while ago, after all. 
It’s no mystery that I’m as fresh as cool mint listerine.
All don’t wish to know me.
I’m the best, though, clearly.
I’m definitely not as sweet as a cookie.
I look crappy, and I’m creepy and cranky, but I’m ultimately deadly.
Some may call me a dummy, but at least I’m not a copy.
I’m a monster.
I’m a trickster.
I do things like a maladminister.
You may see me on a wanted poster.
I’m fit to be the demons’ mayor.
I’m a slayer.
I’m far from being a sheep like the tax payers.
Nothing can stop me, not even your pathetic prayers.
I can make you angrier than hardcore online multiplayer.
You are nothing but a waiter and I’m a dictator.
Go ahead and step up on that elevator.
You aren’t on my level.
I’m crazier than a daredevil.
You better understand that I’m extra special.
I’m unique as if I’m astral.
You dare to battle?
I’ll just sit here and cackle.
Update: “You dare to battle?” Please, don’t battle me…
