My Ascent {Then And Now}

I played
Call of Duty
Bullet Storm

And Tanktics

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Favourite dessert?

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Pussy
Without a doubt

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I would like to be a bread that’s the very best, like no-one ever was!

Dun dun dun-dun

To taste like vaginal blood is my real test, to train myself is my caaaause!

I will travel across the bakery,
Searching far and wide.
Each bread to understand
The taste that’s inside!

Garlic bread!
Gotta taste em’ all!

It’s you and me,
I know it’s my destiny!

Garlic bread!
Oh, you’re my best friend,
In a world we must offend!
Garlic bread!

You eat me and I’ll eat you,

Gar-lic-bread!
Gotta eat em’ all!

Gotta eat em’ all!

Garlic bread!!!

~ Not hitting on anyone. :innocent:

PS. I would like to be a bread that’s uneatable and the most powerful in the universe. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Today is your day man!:sparkler::sparkler:
So what will you give to the world as a good gift?
( no baneful stuff :wink:)

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Not sure yet :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Lmao what

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:grin: :joy: :rofl:

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Anymore questions anyone?

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Yep!

Why socks, scissors and nail-clippers magically disappear when we need them the most?

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Because extra dimensional entities like to fuck with people sometimes as they are tricksters. Most of them

And sometimes they don’t place shit back either :rofl:

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Is there anyway to protect ourselves from those tricksters?

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I am somewhat unsure if thats the concept of celebrating a birthday…:thinking:

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Besides basic protection i would probably say to Cover your objects in a solid black sphere with the intent of making them immovable from this dimension.

You could make Talismans as well for that purpose

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Lmao exactly

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Y’all need to ask some spicy questions

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How can we get mark of the beast?

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What Spice Girl is your spirit animal?

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What the fuck :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I never familiarized myself with them so I can’t tell you :rofl:

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