Everyone knows I’m crazy
Idk what to do anymore. If you want me around you’ll let me know.
I want you around, you’re comfy and enjoyable to converse with. 
That’s because we have good things to converse about
Have you read “the claiming of sleeping beauty”?
The claiming of: Sleeping Beauty [Book] The claiming of: Sleeping Beauty [Book] - Google Search
Doesn’t ring a bell, but having taken a brief gander it does look interesting. I’ll rustle up a copy and give it a read through, been in the market for fresh reading material lately. 
You will love it.
Theres actually 3
The claiming of Sleeping Beauty
Beauty’s Punishment
And Beauty’s Release.
Ok get this shit,
I’m riding in the car with my daughter snd her phone rings its her dad , he asks if shes gonna be home but shes not, he asks if oir son will be home but he has drama practice.
So then he asks if it will be alright if he hides his wife’s christmas presents at my house. My daughter was like … Ugh mom is it ok if dad hides her christmas presents at the house.
Ok lets just stop right there for a sec. My EX husband wants to hide his now wife’s christmas presents at his ex wifes house …
But wait theres more!
So to kinda keep peace I was like… I mean I guess so .
So then he says can you wrap them for me?!?!?!
Are you serious right now???
Wrap them for you? My daughter didnt even know what to say.
But when she got off the phone we were both like why cant he hide them at HIS moms house or HIS brothers house
Why your ex wife?
He was just cussing me out a few days ago telling what a bad mom I am and some more shit now he wants hide presents at my house??
Da fuck is this shit?
I mean I don’t know if I should laugh or be pissed off.
But if I was her I wouldnt my gifts to be at his ex’s house. Thats just weird.
He wants to make you feel jealous or something ?
I dont know but I mean its a kareoke machine and a frying pan.
Am I suppose to be jealous?
Plus, I was married to him. Not something I’m ever trying to go back to. He’s mean. Very mean.
Hes so mean and overly strict that the kids find reasons not to have to do stuff with him.
I think thats what he is trying to do make you feel jealous, like you said he could have hid those gifts somewhere other than in your house, thays why its weird and doesnt add up at all
This is what happened just the other day between us
He calls me and says we need to talk about our son…
Ok.
Whats going on with him?
Nothing is going on with him.
Well what do you do with him?
I try to do stuff with him all the time but he wont even answer my calls…
Ok hold up right there our son is 14 and has his own phone. So if he isnt talking to you maybe that’s a sign that you need to check what your doing.
What do you do with him?
I mean you want a list or something
I take him to school
Pick him up from school
Give him lunch money
Make sure he has dinner
We have family movie night
Wild adventure passes
We go to the park to walk the nature trails.
I mean really??
Then hes like well if he fails hes coming to live with me…
Ok hes not over his limit of absences and his grades are good… So I’m not sure what your going on to think hes gonna fail.
Hes involved in his drama club and stays busy with plays and things at school that he couldnt do if he was failing.
So this whole phone conversation was just you trying to make me look bad. When you need to seriously look at yourself.
Honestly, the only words that come to mind are What the fuck?
There’s like, some really really unconventional logic at work in his noodle to think that’s the right thing to be done.
It is weird isnt it. Its like just trying to get a foot in somewhere. Or something idk