I’m feeling a bit Machiavellian and wanting to play a little game.
Had an interview and it went pretty badly, however what I want to do is influence the panel (I truly, truly hate panels) to think I am actually the best of a bad lot.
What they are looking for is actually a fire-breathing winged unicorn on roller skates with glitter mane and rainbow hooves - that’s to say I mostly matched their job spec but the interview was basically designed to be full of Indiana Jones style challenges and tricks that quite frankly NOBODY will want the bloody job after the interview. Possibly not even the best candidate!
The job itself isn’t bad and would be quite dull for most of the time, however there will be more interesting things to do as well so I would like the option - if anything to dangle individuals over the edge of buildings for using the word “strategic” without understanding the meaning.
I’ve worked with Duke Dantalion before but I’m wondering if there are any other Goetics whom I can call upon to deal with several people at once to influence in my favour.
In truth I’ve got this far getting the job re-advertised and an interview, now I want a bit of payback for their antics and general WTF interrogation techniques and thinking that everyone who talks “managementese” is somehow gifted and blessed when the reality is that combining random words such as benefit, strategic, realisation, cost based analysis in 28 out of 30 questions does not a good interview make. They really must stop reading Dogbert’s guide to Management by Scott Adams - which is where I suspect this rancid selection of drivelling bollocks emanated, let alone quoting it as gospel.
Yes, I counted 28 strategics in 30 questions. I think payback is in order.
I am the Prince.
So any ideas on mass influence after the event esteemed magi? Nothing fluffy, or ridiculously complex please - I’m happiest working with Dukante and Goetic.
Thank you in advance…