He showed up, pretty much talked like he usually does. I do the weird invokey shaky thing and then say
“Oh my god it actually worked. Hi, how are you?”
“I’m doin’ pretty good, how bout’ yourself?”
Me, trying not to cry out of laughter “I’m good, I’m good. Do people invoke you often?”
“No, not really. I mean, no one really thinks of it.”
“I guess that makes sense. Do you have any abilities”
“I’m the trash ma- okay, you get the picture. I make jokes, that’s about it.”
“Hehe, okay Danny. Thanks for coming!”
“Thanks for havin’ me!”
This is pure.
