I’ll help. But I’m an asshole so I’ll expect some help in return lol. If I’m gonna be buying the red candles, I’m gonna need some help getting my D wet.
I also wanna add no traps/chicks with dicks or I identify as a woman or any other weird shit.
And no making all gay men want a piece of dat ass, just a regular gf.
uhm… well i’m open to both genders actually :3
~but sure… who wouldn’t like boobies?
But guys are usually less complicated, because we_usually_
don’t expect things that can’t be known.
The golden example is when:
a girl talks to another girl, she says "Can you believe that shit?! I said him to never call me again, and what did he do?
girl 2 asks “yeah, what did he do?”
girl 1 “HE DIDN’T CALL ME!!”
girl 2 responds with “Such a worthless idiot! You will find someone better !!”
STILL… i feel more drawn to women
~if that isn’t a dilemma, then i don’t know what that means…