Seems to be a lot of “magick doesn`t exist!!!” People out there lately, so heres one for the win. All i did was say soon ill have a watch for sarcastic purposes (mostly to imply people are moving too slow for my liking and looking at my watch can imply the feeling I want to convey, I am a jerk).
Here it is, I paid nothing it just showed up at my work one day and a co-worker gave it to me for free.
Very little had to be performed on my part… so shut up naysayers