But who’s little legs are those up in the rand hand corner?! I am DYING 
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It represents FOOD to fill our tummies, right? Nothing like fallos symbolism or anything resembling a male genitalia. It’s a sausage. I can tell you what it isn’t, though:
It’s not a…
Mutton dagger
Old blind Bob
Hanging Johnny
Fishing rod
Tally wacker
Pocket rocket
One eyed trouser trout
Ding dong
Ankle spanker
Pork sword
Engine cranker
Hairy hot dog
Davy Cockett
Wang
Wahzoo
Weenie wacker
Pecker
Pee Pee
Kidney cracker
Heat seeking moisture missile
Giggle stick
Love whistle
Tube stick
Uncle Dick
Purple helmet warrior
I think I got it covered. 
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Just why this preoccupation with the plucked chicken look - as I said in another thread and yes it is worth repeating - I prefer my cock fluffy and fully feathered.
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Hey its growing back. Just gonna keep it trimmed from now on. N how do you know what was behind there 
I know, right? Makes all the bounces soft and warm and, not to forget, good for flossing after a good meal of chicken and rice.
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You two are killing me! I’ll stick with my hair free, floss free toy of choice. Plus I don’t need to cuddle it or make it a sandwich after! 
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Well it can’t make you a sandwich either lol
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Touche!
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Totally in agreement - I love man fur on the body - not on the face but a nice furry body, not total Chewbacca but enough - mmm.
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Trust me when things have been desperate - an electric toothbrush (not the brush bit) has been used as has a vibrating skin cleanser - sometimes you JUST NEED it.
I don’t have toys.
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I’ve gotten quite creative in a pinch! That’s where the real fun comes in 
. @dagar had me playing with candles yesterday
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Chewbacca is the rolemodel when it comes to cuddling body hair. The female equivalent of Chewbacca must be sweet. Sweet enough to put the “beavers” in a crying shame. Lets hope it comes without the smell of a moist Labrador in the middle of the summer. Mmmm…yum!
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I see why it was called the DARK Ages! Men were slicing their balls off!
What a way to avoid having kids, dude!
Was he trying to be a enunch for religious reasons?
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Yes, been there - used as anointing love honey so to speak. Must be a bit weird as I can get a thrill from a chime candle but hey ho takes all sorts I guess.
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The origin of Swedish meatballs comes from that picture.
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Well it adds to the energy especially for love and lust work! I won’t pretend I’ve never used the handle of my athame or a crystal point for a good thrill!
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Did they throw you out of the Bed Bath and Beyond?
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Oh crap that thing over there is the greenhouse… I was wondering what that mangled mess was in the vines… I can never get a moment.
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That only took me a whole morning and most of the afternoon to identify and now I really can’t be bothered.
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Fortunately I was in the privacy of my office!
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