Hell, I can smell the pheromones coming off this thread…
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Your sexy and you know it!
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Oh yes, you should see me in my quilted jacket, fleece, ripped jeans, rubber pulling wellies, and cloth cap - as sexy as a brick.
There we are…
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A brick haowze…
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You just wait n see 
Lol curious what’s behind the shirt?
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Hope someone likes vomit, coz I just made some! 
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Oh HOLY FUCK!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
How many guys eyes are watering and cringing…
Seriously hide that PLEASE
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Omg that hurt my dick just looking at it and mines made of glass put away in the toy chest 
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It’s a SAUSAGE. A “schlong” would bounce in that mousetrap. 
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I know it’s a sausage - it’s what it represents - WE ALL KNOW!!!
I love you @succupedia but THAT is a SAUSAGE TOO FAR!
I would never put something as lovely as a schlong in a mousetrap!
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I now know what I want on my gravestone…
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I lol’d at the way he’s just sat on a random corner. all casual, yeah I was walking along with my knife then decided on this, no biggie.
BARFF!!!
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Ok can we please please stop the cbt pics?
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I refer you back to this with reference with Abelard and Heloise…
That’s a cute picture of a renaissance man shaving his allready shaved balls to perfection. He’s the reason for barbershops to flourish a few hundred years after he died of self castration in the 15th century.
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Ah, in that case his thought process was, walking along the street, spots a handy seat-level box, “I think I’ll just use this random knife I bought for ye missus to slice bread with and get that annoying taint stubble dealt with.”
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