Intro
This will be a series of Practical Magic for everyday situations. It will be filled with real shit and will express what y’all have been thinking, but have been afraid or unwilling to say for ages.
Here is a Gift from The Death God himself
Have Fun.
Intro
Sit in a meditative posture and begin to do Pranayam for 10 Minutes. Vizualize this person in all their narcissistic Glory as a Sun in the Solar system.
Feel how they adore themselves oh so much and expect every human/spirit to lick their asshole clean, And feel your anger arising.
Focus on their Solar Plexus and repeat this extremely powerful Ancient Mantra:
YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE (x9)
Feel these Ancient words of power piercing the solar Plexus and see them shrinking down to nothing/to size.
Repeat this Mantra that The Creator breathed out to Create, Sustain, and Destroy all that is:
EVERY SPIRIT ALIVE DOESNT WANT OR HAVE TO LICK YA ASS AT YOUR COMMAND (x9)
Direct the Flames of Common Sense and Rationality into their Ajna and see their swollen Head lowered back down to that of a normal human.
Finally Deliver this Incantation while vizualizing their root chakra:
BE HUMBLE, SIT DOWN, BE HUMBLE, SIT DOWN, BE HUMBLE (x9)
Feel them sitting down and assuming the posture of humility.
Say,
“And so it is done…you uppity ass bitch”
Come out the meditation and return to daily living.
End
