The 21st Century:
I’m going to throw lit matches around lol 
No, don’t do that, lit matches will set anything flammable on fire.
What are you talking about asshole, long words lol NOT relatable #moron
If you throw matches you make fire.
Don’t patronise me you cunt.
Yeah okay but can I just take the box of –
DO NOT STAMP MY FREEDOMS! These r my matches #makefire #prettyflame I’ll do what I like.
Shortly afterwards:
(quiet weeping from all involved)
I did tell you not to …
Fuck you fires happen all the time, fire’s REALLY POWERFUL you asshole, this couldn’t have been stopped anyway, lots of things burn down, shit just happens. Get OVER yourself! Jeez.
Wha …
