Only one way to find out! 
I have heard of this. But it was actually dog tears… I thought it was weird but idk, it might work…
You have to put the tears of a dog in your eyes…
But seriously, I can’t think of how one would go about obtaining such a thing…
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If you dissolved the eye gunk in water, it’s just the same only in concentrated form.
Most cats and dogs have some of this when they wak e up after a longish sleep, it even forms when they’re awake sometimes.
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Wonderful idea… I hope it works… and doesn’t damage the eye…
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I love my dog but I wouldn’t risk it, unless you boil the stuff but that would damage the mucous. I think the whole idea’s crazy, just interesting as well.
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Well I’ve tried running some the crust on top of my eyes and all around the eye socket (externally) and I haven’t had any results. I shall now attempt to apply it directly.
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Godspeed & report back, O intrepid experimenter!
Do it for science, for art, for… Magick.
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Be careful.dude
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Maybe try one side only if you’re hellbent on doing this?
Doesn’t seem at all safe or wise to me, to be honest.
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Agreed, but where would all the fun be if we always restricted ourselves to the prudent & sensible option? Sometimes you just have to fling caution to the wind in order to satisfy one’s curiosity. 
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Yeah but demonic gang-bangs are far more fun than pink-eye.
But to each his own!
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Heh. I wonder, is there such a thing as spiritual gonorrhea from too much unprotected demonic sex? 
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