Blueberry Banishing Water

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Intro

Im Experimenting with Different ingredients and after some reading, it occured to me to experiement with Waters and Teas.

I decided to use BlueBerry Tea and see what results it brought forth. It worked fucking beautifully. There was a definite change in the atmosphere as opposed to normal banishing water.

Ingredients

● Boiling Water

● BlueBerry Tea Packets (x3)

● Balls (if you a man)

● Tits (if you a woman)

What you do

♤ Boil the water and insert 3 Bluberry Tea packets into the water.
Rotate your hand over it, opening and activating the power of the plant and of Saturn (“Saturn?”, you say. Yeah, Saturn. 3 is the number of Saturn, dummy. Anytime you have 3 of anything you automatically invoke Saturnian energy into what youre doing).

♤ Pour into a small container.

♤ This is where balls (or tits) comes in: If youre a hardcore Black Magician and not a total cosmic Pussy, dip your fingers into the (scalding/hot as fuck) water and sprinkle some around the room while sensing all energies departing.

Yes i did this. Yes it burned. Yes it was worth it :metal:

♤ The End

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Ohh okay now that makes more sense. When I read “titties” in the first place I was thinking “I’m not gonna dip my titties in boiling water.”
But fingers I can do lmao

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:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Do we have to rotate our hand clockwise or counter-clockwise and do we have to use a specific hand, like left, right or our dominant hand?
And would it be better if we energize the water with our energy before boiling it?

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Doesnt matter what direction.

Doesnt mattet which hand.

You energize the water when you insert le tea packets. Not before, not after.

@TheGreyGuy

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Thanks!

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While I’m reading “titis and balls "
Micah gonna dip his balls in boiled tea” my imaginary fucked up as. Hell " i saw it in my head and just fall of my chair loool :joy:

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I’m thinking @Micah actually went hardcore and dipped his balls in the boiling tea. He just said to use your fingers so as not to scare the newbies :joy:

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I actually thought we should pour the hot tea over our titties and balls and was wondering what kind of banishing spell is this! I’m still laughing!

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You already know. Now my balls are nice and steamy. Of course Ill post a pic in a sec cause ya know
#PicsOrItDidntHappen :sunglasses:

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:woman_facepalming: no no no I do not need that. sorry charlie, I prefer my tea iced. :gem: :diamond_shape_with_a_dot_inside: thx tho.

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I don’t need to see a pic. I believe you.

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:see_no_evil::woman_facepalming:

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Why blueberry? What’s the magic correlation? Where did I miss that?

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Because of the energies of the plant itself.

Blueberry is good for:

Cleansing (a softer form of Sage, so to speak)

Empowernent

Calming down a situation

Promoting peace

Etc

@Tincat

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We LOVE Blueberries, have like a 1/2 dozen growing in my backyard. Black and red raspberries too. YUM. nom nom… I love breakfast bisquit’s with blueberries in them. They always make me feel lighter as though my insides were less heavy or neg… Thanks for that info…

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You know when you occasionally return to a forum to check if things are going OK, misread the title as “Burberry Banishing Water” and then see the above - you know…

NOTHING’S CHANGED!!!

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