So there is a thread for success stories and I wanted to create the opposite. What are your worst magical failures. As in spells that either didn’t work or didn’t work as intended because misery loves company and also because it’s easy to be deflated when so many people have success.
Summoning Choronzon without a sigil and nominal chanting. It did not work, although some might consider that a success
Trying to introduce a friend to magic and getting a “you crazy” response.
Trying every single get your ex back spell while lusting for results. Obviously it didn’t work.