Did you ever look on the bible like on the epic fantasy book for good fun and why not :)?
The Bible is tons of fun. Rape, murder, incest, and all of it condoned by God.
Don’t forget the genocide! 
And of course, décor in Revelations that even Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen would call “a bit overdone”…
Don’t forget the genocide!
And of course, décor in Revelations that even Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen would call “a bit overdone”…[/quote]
Don tale about god
No, we mustn’t forget that. Apparently done simply by walking circles about a city, then blowing some horns! I needs me one of them horns.
"And the ass said unto Balaam, ‘Am I not thine ass upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day?’ " -Numbers 22:30
It’s not silly it’s the WORD OF GOD for fuck’s sake!!!
Also don’t forget the epic battles lmao
Someone made a good point one time. It went something like this …
“Of course, it’s true. I learned it all from a book featuring a talking snake, giants, and a guy who came back from the dead.”
He’s gotta point. lol