The Steamy Love Canoe (18+ Chat for people who aren't single or just want to shitpost)

apparently Keteriya hates ohians

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Exactly. Can’t stand them

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Just be patient, I’ll be moving in with you relatively soon.

Das racis

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That doesn’t fix my need noaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

pft.

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like a spoiled little girl :rofl:

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YOU DON’T UNDERSSTANNDDD…

I NEED SNUGGLES NOAAAWWW.

Dammit all. I’ve been told I have very good tantrums. So go fck yaself!

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@Anziel_Merkaba is going to rally the Amish mafia!

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I do understand, but I can’t do anything about it right now…

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-.- Not happy!

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Ouch that’s the one thing guys don’t wanna hear🤣

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You better be careful, you might wake up with a broken horseshoe on your doorstep

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It’s the only option he’s got unless he comes to fck me…

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I wouldn’t want to be him if he made any other choices. Nope nope nope…

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I’m being mature and patient, waiting until I can properly make the move. If only for the sake of not fucking things up with my life and your life.

I’m not stupid enough to do something that would lead to my castration.

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-.- goes off grumbling about dumb fcks and underestimating his woman’s abilities

Fck ya then. Whatever!

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You? What a surprise! Jk jk

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I’m as mature as I need to be for a given situation. I don’t waste effort being mature when it’s not necessary.

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I was just pulling your leg🤣

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Careful he’s got a convertible it’s easier to do a drive by horse shoe.

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Dear, I’m not underestimating you, I’m just being cautious of myself.

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