It’s in the lounge now
Ok I will have to look
TMW my newest spirit doll is I the mail . Ok now to nap the kid and dog are finally not harassing me.
Tmw my boyfriend might have covid
My exposure was deemed less risk then the other MAs so now I have to work all my days off including my birthday Monday. We’re at risk of closing our office all together now because of this and so many of these people not listening to the damn social distancing and quarantine.
Tmw the true evil is revealed…DAMN ALLERGIES…
I ordered something on Amazon won’t be here for a month so I feel your pain
From the prophet Wuhan
You mean Wuhanmad? Okay okay Imma leave
TMW I’m 1/3 into a 1.5L bottle of cheap flavored wine. It’s 6% abv.
When I got off work, I went to the grocery store because I heard this wine was $6 a bottle. I bought 5 bottles.
No ThAtS aN aSpEcT oF hIm
Dawg when I’m a millionaire , I’m building a bunker , no doubt , full of weed ,
And I’m half a bottle deep.
Man, that sounds kinda sexual not gonna lie.
GAAAAAY!!!
That moment when…you cut yourself twice, once on the chin while shaving, and once on the left thumb from an opened can.
sigh
Be careful, those accidents tend to come in threes