That Moment When 6: Happy Trails to TMW! I'll Hope to See You Soon!

[Qayos]

TMW you finally, after years of deliberation, planning, and internal squabbling, become a published magical author. Three books in one day!

[Markos21]

Tmw you see a car blasting music with a sigil of azazel on the back window, I’m gonna make it my mission to find out who it was

[UnseelieDiabolus]

I put pics of those marks up in my journal thread if anyone wants to see.

[A_Pariah]

@Mao

and curl up with some warm beer.

You are the embodiment of silent yet deadly chaos.

[A_Pariah]

TMW
an online review from a customer gives your service only four out of five stars because "I will give five stars when I’m dead "
Lady, are you challenging me or what?

[Mani]

TMW mid-term is next period

[Dralukmun]

Tmw another incident of my boss hovering over me trying to figure out my “secret” to running the machines well.

Him: “come on, my boss are grilling me that the other machines are not at pare. Just tell me your trick.”
Me: “if I tell you, will you go away?”
Him: “Sure?”
Me: “Okay: it’s magic, bloody magic. Now go away.”
Him: doesn’t buy it and hangs around until i give some trival tip while trying not to laugh my ass off

[A_Pariah]

tmw
someone (non-pro) is trying to explain your profession to you, in case you haven’t found out in over a decade

[Barelymortal]

TMW psychology, science and physical action don’t work as well as the thing everyone told you doesn’t work

[Myrddin]

[Barelymortal]

TMW you didn’t bother to turn on the light in the bathroom because you were so sure the seat was up

[4hmagm]

Tmw you drop your phone while driving as a kids bob song comes on your music channel. ( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

[Barelymortal]

TMW you’re eating a banana in public and make eye contact with a guy

[Dralukmun]

Tmw roommate/coworker notices me struggling to reach a spice on the top shelf and decides to give me a hard time. For reference, he is 6’6" and I am 5’2"

Him: you know, you’ve lived here for two years and you have yet to buy a stool?
Me:…
Him: too bad your daughters aren’t up yet, they could have reached it for you?
Me: …
Him: or is there a spell you know to grow a few more inches? Or wait, you are passed the age of growth in males.
Me: …Kutabare
Him: whoa, you know japanese!?
Me: I speak many languages when you piss me off enough…
Him: too bad it won’t help you grow a few more inches to punch me in the jaw.
Me: …don’t tempt me to try…

[4hmagm]

@Barelymortal

[4hmagm]

Watch “Cricket Sound” on YouTube

[Dralukmun]

Tmw eating the orange that sparked the inspiration for the new tutorial post. Goodbye sacred meditation fruit

[Barelymortal]

For me, personally, you win the internet

[4hmagm]

??? I don’t understand???

[Barelymortal]

I thought your cartoon response was hilarious